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How To Be Cool
- By Philip Pullman -

Agents needed for a highly DANGEROUS mission on the frontiers of STYLE (dudes preferred, but training given to creeps, ETC)

When Jacob, David and Nings start stepping out you can feel the pressure. It's not the way they look. It's not the things they say. It's kind of...everything. JDN Incorporated are so cool it's brilliant.

Which is why there's big, BIG trouble when they uncover the sinister National Cool Board, trying to beat the heat off the street with a duffo Detrendifying Squad. The Board are dangerous - and they've got to be got.

With the crucial Coolometer to count the casualties, watch out for a style war that only the wickedest can win...

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